But I didn’t need 2 so I asked him if I could get one for $10.
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Now I know why people call you handsome
The 2010s-2030s will be described the same way, except we skipped the party.
- Half an hour, but if you help me, it'll be faster. - No, half an hour is fine!
A couple has two stunningly beautiful daughters, but their third child is a very ugly son. Man to his wife: "You cheated on me!" "No, not this time"
Obviously, he started out as an amateur playing music for free, but as soon as he starts charging money, he's Pro Bono.
Imagine how noisy centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip flops.
"Rosario can you bring us more coffee?""
Oof !
Two aquatic creatures find themselves inside an unexpected piece of military equipment. One of them, clearly unprepared for the situation, turns to the other and asks if they have the necessary skills to operate it.
Son: How do stars die? Dad: An overdose, usually.
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